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This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² \/ 180 g\/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. 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